Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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