my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
is it fun? or sober?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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