i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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