Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
What a dumb baby whore.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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