hell yes lets make some ravioli
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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