If that was your dad, he is hot
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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