I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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