3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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