Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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