Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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