Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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