ADVERTISEMENT

• (954): View more from Florida

  I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."

  Fav 40 5789 1173

  share tweet
  

• (813): View more from Florida

  Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.

  Fav 10 5048 1136

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.

  Fav 5 4293 993

  share tweet
  

• (817): View more from Texas

  The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?

  Fav 8 933 2831

  share tweet
  
• 

  Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (+45): View more from Denmark

  The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!

  (+45): View more from Denmark

  ... that would be easier though.

  Fav 2 1617 1095

  share tweet
  

• (914): View more from New York

  I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.

  Fav 6 1717 794

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (416): View more from Toronto

  She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...

  Fav 8 838 1557

  share tweet
  

• (650): View more from California

  The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad

  Fav 7 1045 1440

  share tweet
  

• (250): View more from British Columbia

  During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.

  Fav 6 1128 684

  share tweet
  
• 

  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (905): View more from Ontario

  he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions

  Fav 2 921 659

  share tweet
  

• (775): View more from Nevada

  I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.

  Fav 3 716 517

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work

  Fav 1 177 129

  share tweet
  

• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex

  Fav 1 35 51

  share tweet
  

• (951): View more from California

  Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*

  Fav 0 27 6

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (586): View more from Michigan

  OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!

  Fav 0 24 54

  share tweet
  

Randomize