About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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