Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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