Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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