Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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