I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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