I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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