The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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