physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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