he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
wow bdsm is so cute
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