I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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