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(732): View more from New Jersey

So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.

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(732): So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up. http://tfl.nu/tcvy

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(402): View more from Nebraska

The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!

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(402): The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE! http://tfl.nu/1ymk

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(207): View more from Maine

She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.

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(207): She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk. http://tfl.nu/dswf

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(505): View more from New Mexico

His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.

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(505): His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left. http://tfl.nu/dyjo

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(440): View more from Ohio

i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.

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(440): i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it. http://tfl.nu/zxnq

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.

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(412): Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant. http://tfl.nu/1w7r

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(214): View more from Texas

nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.

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(214): nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours. http://tfl.nu/u4n6

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.

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(412): Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober. http://tfl.nu/2dqx

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(740): View more from Ohio

I have a surprise for you guys

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What is it?

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A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS

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(740): I have a surprise for you guys (937): What is it? (740): A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS http://tfl.nu/bt31

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(704): View more from North Carolina

CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.

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(704): CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY. http://tfl.nu/twru

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(772): View more from Florida

He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina

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(772): He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina http://tfl.nu/eog8

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(250): View more from British Columbia

It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.

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(250): It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt. http://tfl.nu/flxk

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it

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(225): Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it http://tfl.nu/edch

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.

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(978): Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke. http://tfl.nu/qgmx

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(616): View more from Michigan

Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me

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(616): Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me http://tfl.nu/4npo

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