Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
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