I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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