sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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