Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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