p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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