your thong is hanging out like whoa
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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