i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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