Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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