dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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