I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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