You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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