Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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