I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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