I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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