The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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