I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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