Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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