Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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