one two three fourrrrnication!
Define "chronic" masturbator.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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