just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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