I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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