I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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