all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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