can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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