i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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