He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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