I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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