Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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