I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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