Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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